My name is Chris and I'm 19. I'm a political science major with a history minor at SUNY New Paltz. I post a lot of boys, personal shit, and interesting things. I'm easily confused by sarcasm and love and I enjoy being an asshole.

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via tinpanalleyy)

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jchastain:

"This right here is the land of opportunity. This is America. This is my home! The show goes on!"

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013, dir. Martin Scorsese)

(via prosthesia)

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gwendabond:

best-of-memes:

Love foxes

They’re just so strange. (Not behemoth-depths strange, but strange nonetheless.)

(via woken-up-braincells)

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